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Bridge Over Troubled Water

Quite possibly the only Simon and Garfunkel song where Garfunkel sings lead vocals and/or doesn't just harmonize with Paul Simon. Funnily enough, it is widely considered their best song.
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 20, 2021
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toilet water dipping sauce

When you are going to the bathroom and at any point during your visit an item of clothing gets dipped in the toilet.
Scenario: Bathroom Stall

Girl #1: "Oh shit, the back of your skirt is all wet."
Girl #2: "Great, when I squatted it must've hit the toilet water dipping sauce. Yum!"
by the Duomo January 4, 2010
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R. Kelly Water Balloon

When you have the urge to urinate while driving, and you have a condom handy. You urinate in the condom, tie it off, and throw it out the window.
Yo man, I gotta piss. I dont wanna pull over at MLK. I'm gonna use my last rubber for an R. Kelly water balloon.
by Leydlelee November 21, 2017
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Boo boo ice water

word used to describe someone who looks like boo boo ice water (they just have to fit the title)
Bro, xav is SUCH a boo boo ice water.
by Boo-boo ice water April 11, 2023
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spend money like water

To spend carelessly and/or recklessly.
Julia bought a new Louis Vuitton purse with her bonus. She spend money like water.
by mykytiak October 6, 2016
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Hangin' Toilet Water Low

When a male's testes and surrounding sac are so relaxed that they actually dip into the water whilst droppin' a deuce.
EX1----->
Terence: O man, I got in from the lake the other day, and the water was really warm. I went to go make some gravy and next thing I knew my ballsac was chillin' in the feces-infested toilet water!

Ryan: Dude, you were definitely hangin' toilet water low.

EX2----------->
Randolph: I was having a splendid potty-bang session the other day with my biotch and all of a sudden I jumped up and sent her into the fuckin' tub. Turns out I had clogged the toilet and the water was creeping up on my babymakers. At first I thought I was hangin' toilet water low, but realized my Anaconda Deuce was the really the problem.
by RenoisRyan August 16, 2008
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Jolly Water Honey Bottle

The 'bottle' that one is said to have partaken of when one is acting unusually joyful or boisterous for no apparent reason...
It was thought that Sally had consumed from the Jolly Water Honey Bottle after her overtly confronting display of preposterous shenanigans.

Jan: He he he, I'm Chuckles Mcgee!

Pam: My word Jan, have you been partaking of the jolly water honey bottle once again?
by Chuck McGee August 11, 2009
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