monkey twigging

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people

The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey

by funguy2568 July 24, 2022

The Monkeys Fiddle

When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.

Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.

by TheFoxtrot117 April 16, 2009

Monkey Mode

The sexual act of taking a shit on a towel and using it to fling the shit at the partner

Man: You ok?
Man 2: I just seen a video of a guy going Monkey Mode on my GF
Man:damn
Man: Sauce?

by Obama Einstein September 28, 2023

hella monkey

Getting absolutes blasted on some S-Tier kush, cremated off that shit.

“You tryna get hella monkey with me and sleepy joe tonight?”

by ShadowWizardMoneyGang February 16, 2023

Drowning the monkey

When one masterbates into a pool, in a pool or a body of water.

Bro I was totally drowning the monkey at the pool party and got like 12 chicks pregnat!!

by JTimes September 15, 2018

Monkey Swings

A fighting technique in which hair or a hood is pulled over the face, punches are thrown upwards towards the face as the person cannot see or fight back.

Phil:’Damn she threw hands mayte’
Colin:’Those monkey swings are so hard to block’

by YungBritish January 29, 2020