poop noob

A person who often mistakes dessert for poop, and vice versa.

Dan is a total poop noob, and thinks all that stuff in the toilet is dessert.

by p00pn00b December 27, 2010

poop slut

A person who likes getting boofed in the ass.

I gave it to that poop slut Kobe-style.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

poop chute

Is the proper term "poop chute", "poot chute", or "poot shooter"? In any case, it's an ass hole.

If I was a turd, I'd be proud to come out of THAT poop chute.

by Marlon Austin January 15, 2008

poop monkey

1. a peice of poop that may remind you of a monkey
2. a monkey that has poop smeared over it

1. dude, i just laid a poop monkey in the toilet!
2. oh man, did you see that poop monkey at the zoo?

by shove it up my butt October 3, 2006

poop dick

When man chicken is stuffed into the forbidden zone of another man, either by accident or on purpose, resulting in a piece of corn clogging the pee hole.

Bob forgot his Pimp Juice last night, so he got poop dick.

by Shooter McKnight III September 4, 2003

poop nugget

a lumpy nugget of waste.

i saw a hugh ass poop nugget by my house!!

by rizzle bizzle November 3, 2003

Jerk Poop

A jerk poop is where a person needs to poop really bad but waits too long to do it and when the time comes to poop..its a jerk and won't come out.

I better take this dump right meow or in an hour or so I'm gonna have the worst jerk poop.

by Brubeck January 7, 2009