off the chainsaw

so brutally wonderful.

That scene in Die Hard where the guy from Moonlighting jumps off the exploding building is so off the chainsaw, ya heard.

by Awww Damn August 2, 2004

jacking off

When you disconect from the internet

I gotta go im jacking off.

by Rob Ho May 6, 2006

black off

To go off with someone else.

"He went off with his other mates, he's a black off!"

by Dicky Brown October 9, 2007

off-white

Fake cocaine or alternate substance like caffeine powder.

Dude that's not real coke,it's off-white.

by URBN ENGLISH TEACHER October 10, 2017

Off The Hook

Free from a difficult situation.
To be in a difficult situation is like hanging "on" a "hook"; to get free of the problem you must get "off the hook".

We've caught you again, but this time you won't get off the hook so easily!" You are "off the hook" when you are no longer responsible for some problematic situation. Example: "We found the guy who stole the money, so we know you didn't do it; you're off the hook." When you get yourself free from a difficult situation you are no longer "on the hook"; you are "off the hook." Example: "You're lucky; it turns out that Dad never heard you come in late last night." Answer: "Great, that means I'm off the hook!

by GetCrackinMcSlackin April 17, 2011

walk it off

To ward off an oncoming deuce that was previously assumed as imminent and unavoidable with mild excercise such as walking or pacing.

I've got to drop one, but the cleaning lady is still in the men's room.

Well, just walk it off man.

by jeadly February 25, 2005

tie off

Office slang : masturbate furiously while at work. Usually in a conspicuous space and getting away with it.

Gareth said he was going to the photocopier to tie off.

by Mr John Gilbert esq. July 14, 2006