Y'all mind if I

A phrase used before a person(s) is about say/ do something stupid , something random or something that would not regularly need permission/consent to do. It is mainly used for ironic purposes in "meme culture" and is associated with a picture on Facebook of a man holding his hands together on a sidewalk In a pose of that will forever be remembered

"Y'all mind if I hit on that, E G G"

by Quenchedboi December 5, 2017

i just sharted

The meanings of "I just sharted"
1. Its when you fart to hard and you shit your pants
2.Describes what you do when your scared "oh my god dude..I just sharted.."
3.when you sundely fart very hard when your in class and shit comes out
4. Or its just a way of saying "I just shit and farted at the same time"

Person 1: "I have to shit really bad dude."
Person 2: "go to the restroom then.."
Person 1: *farts to hard and shits* "dude..I just sharted"

by derpduck February 16, 2015

i hate you

In the world of metal, using the term " I hate you" actually is a way of saying "I love you". As was previously mentioned, metal'ers are not allowed to love, so they show said emotion through acts of hate.

Meatlhead: I hate you.
Girl: I know, i hate you to, lets get married.

by maldorf July 24, 2007

I know right?

This statement is used by dumbfucks to agree with something. Little do they know, they are asking the other person if they know. Whenever someone uses this idiotic phrase on me, I reply, "Why are you asking me?"

I love beer.

I know right?

How am I supposed to know if you know? Dumbass.

by pseudonympseudonympseudonym September 27, 2008

I declare shenanagins

A declaration used to accuse a person, business or an organization of doing something dishonest or using a form of trickery to achieve an end. The declaration is made directly to the party being accused preferably in front of numerous witnesses. The phrase was popularized by the television show South Park.

(1) Suzy orders a pitcher of Yuengling but sees the bartender pull the pitcher from the Bud Light tap. Suzy yells, "I declare shenanagins!!"

(2)The car salesman tells Harold that he needs a $100 check with Harold's offer to show the manager that "he's serious about buying the car." Harold hollers, "I delare shenanagins" and hopefully clears the showroom of customers.

by Bill R December 28, 2008

I can dance to that.

phrase: to get behind a plan in an agreeable manner, to support an idea or plan positively that's been offered or suggested to a person as a possibility.

Dude, after the game, let's go to Clancy's Irish Pub and have a few pints.

OK. I can dance to that.

by Janmeister March 2, 2010

I ain't going

Something thats not going to happen. Telling someone you're not going to do something.

"Girl why this man tried to get me to have a 3some??.. You know I ain't going.

by Jbizzle44 December 29, 2007