Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019

Dirty double dipped cream pie

When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.

When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.

by James Gresham January 5, 2024

Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment

Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

snapback cream

A cool and soothing ointment used to treat a case of knucklebutt. Helps cool and sooth and bring down the swelling of knucklebutt symptoms.

Boy, my knucklebutt is so bad this morning im going to have run down to the pharmacy and get a case of snapback cream!

by Frymcfly March 2, 2023

Lice cream squirter

It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus

When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter

by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019

Cream sundae

When you put your fingers in a bitches pussy flaps and then suck the juice

I met this bitch and did a cream sundae for real

by Choppy Tom August 31, 2021

Ice cream

The food that all shall eat. It is the giver of enjoyment and the master of all.

John:I don't like ice cream.
Mark:THEN GO BURN IN HELL!

by Photonbeam September 24, 2019