N) 1 a: The sensation one experiences when attiring one’s self, but without underwear (often referred to as going commando,) produced by the testicles sticking to the inside of the upper thigh much like a piece of cold bologna. Bologna balls have been observed in two varieties, wet/sticky, and dry/sticky. b: an adjective, typically a derogatory colloquialism, meant to be offensive.
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1. (a) I love living in Florida, but, you always have to remember your underwear or you will develop a wicked case bologna balls.
2. (b) Now that I think about it, shaking hands with Glenn is like getting a big handful of bologna balls.
1. (a) I love living in Florida, but, you always have to remember your underwear or you will develop a wicked case bologna balls.
2. (b) Now that I think about it, shaking hands with Glenn is like getting a big handful of bologna balls.
by Tlahtoani Anubis March 13, 2007
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Maria: "OMG, I just heard John has some balls of steel"
Ashley: "I know! He let me play tennis on them last night."
Ashley: "I know! He let me play tennis on them last night."
by Gobama! December 31, 2008
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The best competitive sport ever invented. Created by Emory Law students, it's a wiffleball hybrid that subtracts running and adds beer.
by Dr. Wrinkly Face November 9, 2007
Get the awesome ball mug.An undescended testicle. Usually a birth defect, due to weak man-chemicals. But sometimes the result of a well-placed kick.
The bar slut asked me, "What's your favorite high ball?" And I replied, "I just have the one."
I was upset when my wife accused me of staying out all night sucking down high balls.
I was upset when my wife accused me of staying out all night sucking down high balls.
by Gandy Bird July 19, 2012
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*Warning: May casue a burning sensation on testicles*
*Warning: May casue a burning sensation on testicles*
Dick: My girlfriend totally bourbon balled me last night!
Jane: I love my boyfriend's bourbon balls!
Jane: I love my boyfriend's bourbon balls!
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