eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

National Eat Butt Day

National Eat Butt Day is on October 9. Where you basically just go up to someone and eat their butt!

A: Hey it’s October 9, do you know what that means?
B: No? What does it mean?
A: It’s National Eat Butt Day! It means you gotta let me eat your butt!

by taltyu October 6, 2025

eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae

when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods”

by unculturedkae January 12, 2018

eat my beans boi

When you want a boi to eat ur beans

Todd: Hey Jimmy, eat my beans boi!
Jimmy: mmmmmmmmm tasty
Todd: thanks, i made em in my special body part

by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021

Eat

Food going into the mouth

Mary: I would love to eat some dick tonight
John: NO SUCKING FUCKER

by penalglands February 7, 2022

cave eating

when a cave diver is hungry and is stuck in a crack, hole, ant nest, est
they start eating the damn thing

well I'm going to go cave eating

by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE March 1, 2025