Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

Piece of cake walk in the park

Something that's extremely easy. A combination of the phrases "Piece of cake", "Cake walk", & "Walk in the park", all of which mean something that's very easy. A piece of cake is a piece of cake & a cake walk is walking with a cake, so a piece of cake walk would be walking with a piece of cake. A walk in the park is walking in the park, so a piece of cake walk in the park would be walking in the park with a piece of cake.

I wasn't fazed by Fukouna Shoujo 03. It was a piece of cake walk in the park.

by Definitively Cool October 4, 2023

Amusement park buddy

Somebody you go to the amusement park with.

Guy 1-You gonna take your amusement park buddy to the amusement park?
Guy 2- My amusement park buddy has already been on all the rides there 10 times. Amtrak doesn't offer the number of rides she's already been on, it's not just a rumor, its true. I'm not the only amusement park buddy of hers.
Guy 2-Boo, you're not the only one who's got to get rid of her.
Guy 1-She's got one less amusement park buddy, even if she's got all the amusement park buddys she needs already.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2019

Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in Bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food.

"Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary."
"Ashton park school (APS) mate.
"Bill don't do it he'll probably get bullied and they'll do nothing About it".

by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022

telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2013

daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen

"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'

by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014

Parking lot bisexual

A bisexual woman with a Black boyfriend that gets her boyfriend to target random women in the parking lot for a threesome. Both are often cases unattractive and resort to calling their target racist if they're rejected. They go after women in other places, but in so many cases parking lots. They think having a Black boyfriend is a sure way to attract women they always had difficulty attracting. These women often cases hate other interracial couples.

I just finished shopping at Walmart and was harassed by a parking lot bisexual after loading my groceries in the trunk. Her boyfriend forcefully held the driver's seat open and wouldn't stop talking to me.

by Osmocote February 19, 2025