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National Steak and Blowjob Day

The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.

However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.
Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.
by tiledwall June 6, 2010
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national give a creampie day

Get ready to forget the condom and forget pull out because September 29 is national give a creampie day
Last night was national give a creampie day so I came 3 seconds in without a warning
by MSome rando guyC April 18, 2020
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National Get A Girl Day

On April 29th You Can Get Yo Self A Girl (They Cant Refuse)
"Yo _____ Its National Get A Girl Day, And You Cant Refuse So Will Yo Go Out With Me?"
by person1244 April 27, 2019
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national cum on girlfriend day

on the 11th of any month it is national cum on your girlfriend day where you can cum on her face or any part of her body
“ayo bro did you know that it’s the 11th of april?”
“no what do special about it”

“it’s national cum on girlfriend day
“oh sick i’ll do it later
by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021
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national kick a samy day

Every November 5th you get to kick anybody named Samy!
Samy: oh no! today is november 5th!! its national kick a samy day!
by iim.toxicc October 27, 2019
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National fuck a femboy day

On July 30th it’s National fuck a femboy day,A day there you can fuck a femboy without saying no homo,the only rule is that the femboy this to be consenting of course
Guy: bro it’s National fuck a femboy day, you know what that means Femboy: yes daddy do you want me on my knees UwU
by A_decider July 29, 2022
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National Steak and Blowjob Day

truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year
I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?

No...what?

Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009
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