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Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez

A gay Mexican wanna be black gangster, usually found on the streets of pg county, or riding around in bumper less Honda Accord with Lorenzo as passenger
I know this gay kid Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez
by Ztz727 June 5, 2018
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Mexican Shit Bucket

a bucket (usually 5 gallon) of human feces left on a porch as revenge by Mexican laborers when the home's occupants fail to answer the door and allow the laborers inside to use the bathroom and/or plug in their power tools.
Haha after those vatos fixed Darryl's roof, they left a Mexican shit bucket on his porch.
by sadisto March 20, 2017
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Mexican pinata emblem

A mexican emblem is a poorly made emblem in Call of Duty: Black Ops. It is usually an attempt at Homer Simpson, one of the many South Park children, Spongebob, or a Sesame Street character. Usually consists of over sized eyes and signs of laziness. They resemble a cheap pinata from Wal-Mart or Food Town.
by TwoEight0ne April 18, 2011
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fat mexican spiderman

that one guy in times square, usually mexican and slighty overweight. he is dressed up as spiderman and is trying to get you to take a photo with him only to charge you money for it after. he can also be in any other superhero costume.
"hey I just saw fat mexican spiderman talking to those girls who have face paint over their tits to avoid indecent exposure."
"ew what a gross fat fuck."
by Mr Karrot June 17, 2018
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Mexican Magic Carpet

When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.
Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.
by JacquesLeCoqueGrande July 30, 2011
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Mexican blow job

When you put hot sauce (salsa) around your dick and a girl wearing a sombrero sucks it
Dude! I got a Mexican blow job last night! I still haven't recovered!
by MC MACHONACHO December 13, 2016
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Mexican White Wash

When you Cum under a girls nose but obove her lip like a mustache.
Last night I gave you the thickest Mexican White Wash Ever!
by weirdapple April 29, 2019
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