Friend-Maker

When a dumbass that has been rejected by their old highschool friends, go off to another town and create Facebook accounts to befriend to spite the people back home and prove that her/himself is actually cool and can make friends. This is often the result of tremendous bullying or just being a retard that no one respect. Often escalates to the dumb ass creating a fake abnormally hot girlfriend.

Billy Bob is now friends with Tits Mcgee.

Billy Bob says: hey baby you finally got Facebook? I completely love you and I can't wait to meet all your other hot friends that we have ridiculous orgies with.

~Friend-Maker

by Userr May 18, 2010

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fake friend

The classification of an acquaintance with the particular purpose of keeping oneself emotionally uninvolved and unattached; Permits one to say anything without fear of insult or injury.

Carrie decided to become fake friends with Steve so that they could get to know each other without worrying about the commitments of real friendship.

George, after 50 years of marriage, told his aged but beautiful wife, Ethel, that they were never really friends; they were only fake friends and it was the sweetest thing ever.

by beautyqueen411 December 29, 2007

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Friend Zone

The Quickest way a woman to turn their guy friend gay

Man1: He used to be a blast to party with
Man2: Yeah to bad he got friend zoned and went gay.

by Drail9 April 17, 2009

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Man Friend

The term used when a gay guy is trying to hide the fact that he is gay even though this sometimes makes it more obvious to the other people that are not gay that are listening to the gay guy talk about his "Man Friend".

ChriS Ka pWn- "Ya, the other day me and my "Man Friend" were like tossing salads when we realized that there was not really a salad involed and that it was just a bad phrase used to cover up the fact that we were pleasing each other."

by Iz Dr Mario zI August 6, 2006

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