apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

Banana Pants

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.

When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.

by cspvln January 3, 2017

retro banana

an awesome youtuber who will be the next PewDiePie and have 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 subscribers in the year 2035

do you watch youtube? oh, yeah. i love watching that handsome dude retro banana

by retro banana official YT June 20, 2017

Banana-Butt Rascal Ride

When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.

I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!

by ChiSeaPeaChi March 16, 2024

Banana gun

A gun disguised as a banana

Man 1: "Did you hear what happened to Polpo?"
Man 2: "I heard he offed himself with a Banana gun."

by X5 Gamer yee February 8, 2022

Banana Wind

Innuendo: Dick Stench; Dick Breath
Also the name of the twentieth studio album by American popular music singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett.

After she got done suckin' the dick, she got up to kiss me and I got a whiff of that "Banana Wind"

by JustaKnower July 23, 2024

banana flavour

the nastiest taste that exits

P1: Hey want a banana popsicle?
P2: (vomits from the smell) Hell no, that shit is banana flavoured!

by thefinbin June 13, 2014