potato

the most AWESOME thing in the world

i love potato

by creeper_storm76 December 22, 2016

Potato

A potato is food of the gods, a religious artifact that must be properly blessed before being consumed.
In other words, the essence of all existence

The proper blessing:

O, Potato, I bless thee with the ability to nurture.

by _Dictionaryuser#473 January 22, 2021

Potato

The love of my life. My cousin.

I wanna fuck potato

by Potato Jesus March 7, 2017

Potato

A food that does not taste good raw and is used in French fries and mashed potatoes. It is most commonly baked with butter.

"I ate a raw potato and it was so bad" "I ate a baked potato and it was so good"

by Oogaboogacavemanhehe June 23, 2021

National potato day

May 11th is national potato day! This day you will do whatever you want with potatoes. Make fries, boil them, fry them, and many other cool ideas. Make sure to share this with a friend and remember, go celebrate potatoes!

National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.

by I.Love.Her May 11, 2023

potato scallop

slices of potato mixed with cream and topped with cheese before being baked in an oven. Often confused with potato cakes by uneducated New South Welshmen and South Australians.

Potato Scallops are great with Roast Pork.

by Yazza33 April 13, 2017

Potato Chipping

Where you go down on a chick. Don't wash your face after, and then the next day you peel the residue off and eat it. Like lays I bet you can't eat just one.

Potato Chipping -Man I went down on this girl last night and her potato chips the next morning tasted so good.

by Kmbrigade March 11, 2023