What Women Want

a man with a 10 inches tongue who breathes with his ears

Ya know Maggie what reelly wouda make me hit da ceiling? a-man wiz a tongue 10 inches who breathz wiz his earz...

by chnagz December 7, 2003

What is hap?

A phrase uttered by somebody who has no idea what is happening. Can be used as a funny way of saying wtf.
Originally started in the FantasyBattlefield clan teamspeak.

~FanT members talking over the mic while playing Battlefield 3~

Taj: *raspy voice* Winkly. WINKLY. Get in the car WINKLY

Offal: What is hap?..

by pjano September 7, 2012

That's what he said

said immediately after someone says "That's what she said".

Person 1: Wow! That is very long!
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: Well, that's what he said.
Person 2: ... You son of a-

by jkiszg November 11, 2010

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

The phrase used by Keith Hudson when exciting shit is about to go down. This can be used when he sees a Contour employee, some good ass food, or any animal that walks by him.

*Sees a dog eating some good ass chicken*

Hey Dog WHAT ARE YOU DOING you eating some good bbq there?! I can season it for ya!

by Ice man 02 October 14, 2018

what da fuh?

What the fuck!??? General phrase to denote total surprise, shock and/or amazement by something or someone profoundly: stupid, kooky, offensive, inconsiderate, or just plain wack - or conversely, total surprise, shock and/or amazement by something or someone profoundly awesome, admirable, hot, or kick-ass - or any combination thereof.

"what da fuh? check out the trampoline! Jackie Treehorn sure knows how to throw a party!"

by lance25 October 21, 2014

what you need

80's slang for cocaine

"That guy deals weed, speed and what you need!"

by betterwatchit November 7, 2007

that's what she said

A expression used by a person in order to make someone else's statement a humorous sexual joke.

Person 1: That package is too big; it won't fit in my trunk!

Person 2: That's what she said!

by ThatGuy#450127 April 23, 2010