A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow Girl! You just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know he might seem nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
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Girl "Guess what"
Boyfriend "What"
Girl *kiss*
Girl "Its November 30"!
boy "i love you so much"
Girl "Guess what"
Boyfriend "What"
Girl *kiss*
Girl "Its November 30"!
boy "i love you so much"
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