The Cat Tester

A person who tests if cats have nine lives by dropping stray cats off apartment buildings.

I was hired as 'The Cat Tester'

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

Station Cat

A person that has 2 modes, bouncing around for some of the time and then spending the rest of the time in bed. Prolonged sleeping is not uncommon and station cats going into near hibernation for periods of 24hrs. They also suffer from a severe phobia of menstruation and the slightest mention of a tampon can send the station cat into a state of sheer panic. They also have a tendancy to get their penis out at the sight of a female cat as they believe that this is the best way to mate with a female. However this is not to their advantage considering most station cats have the misfortune of having small members and oversized testes. Station cats are rare to find but if you stumble across one then you are sure not to forget them.

to be hyperactive one minute and the next be almost in a deep sleep akin to a coma the next you are known to be a station cat
to have testes that are oversized and a small member and use this as a chat up line to females you are known to be a station cat

by Tim Weston October 13, 2006

Kill the cats

Sophiedhall no one wants your overweight cats called Twinkles are starry

type an example of how these words may be used in a sentence...

no, kill the cats

by Jimmy 4 life! December 30, 2018

Cat brain

Adjective:
1) The term used to describe the state of a nut sack when subjected to cold weather.

Dude, I have the worst cat brain right now... I cant even find my nuts.

by Croy33 March 9, 2017

average cat

when your cat is average

Jim Bob: Hey that cat it just sitting there.
Poopsie: Ya that's an average cat

by cat is cat March 6, 2010

cat flaps

Where the labia (womans lips :) ) hang low and create a flap.
I was watching a tv program where a woman had saggy lips, it reminded me of a cat flap.... And as another word for the vagina is pussy (cat) and people call the lips fanny flaps I put two n two togther.... VOILAAA! Cat flaps!!

"Get you cat flaps out!!l
The old lady bent over to reveal her cat flaps
The womans cat flaps whistled in the wind

by little_l September 26, 2011

sad cat

when one is extremely depressed and starts to cry like a crybaby goth blouse

Draccs: I'm such a fucking sad cat in the mud :'(
Faun: just kill yourself dude

by heh March 24, 2003