Cool bro, story

A saying said to someone when you don't give a shit about the story they just told.

Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)"
Person Two: Cool bro, story

by Tammy McShammerson May 02, 2010

Bloody Pad That Bro'

Revenge for "Superman that ho." Stick a bloody pad on a guys back.

"I got so mad he tried to "superman" me, my internal birth control started. so tonight, I'm going to "Bloody Pad that Bro'."

"Dang girl! You go."

by Monda December 27, 2007

🤨📸 bro

when somthing gay

me; texting my friend friend;thats one fat ass me; 🤨📸 bro

by 99994 February 14, 2023

Incredible Mohawk Bros.

Pre-Weird Al funny music band from Detroit that started as a joke and blossomed into one of Detroit's music legends from the '70s. Originally took local bands' lyrics and changed them to funny lyrics but began writing creative and hysterical songs of their own in short time like "Sliders & Fries", "Ivan The Putski", "Summer Camp In Moscow", "Scream Bitch!", to name but a few. Formed by two of Detroit's eastside delinquents, The Despicable Mikey Moe Hawk and The Insatiable Tommy Hawk, they lasted together as a musical and movie project until 2007 when the retired the "Mohawk Bros." officially, but still remain best friends to this date. Look their name up on Google or whatever search engine becomes more popular eventually, and you'll get a taste of some sick individuals with guitars in their hands. Kind of like a Detroit punk version of Alice Cooper & Frank Zappa, but very original too. These guys wore SKI MASKS onstage to protect their real identities and are rumored to have committed crimes after their shows in their stage costumes.

That Reruns band and the Polish Muslims completely ripped off The Incredible Mohawk Bros. who did it all a lot sooner than they did.

by Roger Halstead March 26, 2008

Smash Bros Brawl

The worse Smash Bros game with the best theme song out of all 5 Smash games.

Smash Bros Brawl is the worse Smash Bros game

by Not Shreky Boi April 18, 2019

bro phone sex

The act of talking on the phone with your bro instead of spending time with your girlfriend or wife. Very annoying to any female. Conversations occur daily and can last for hours and hours.

Dude, Sean and Chris have been on the phone all day, the must be having bro phone sex!

by kaptain-awesome June 21, 2011

Bro the fuck up

Verb; Term used to describe a new bro member or one who isn't following the universal "Bro Code". Term is usually said when a fellow bro is fucking up.

Yo Bro, why don't you just Bro the fuck up and drink the ice.

by Sir Broseph February 22, 2011