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slam dunk fo sho man like a reel deel nooie pass that can really ram the jam and shink down the frizzle frazzles jimbo jango pingo salmando!
gimme that jerk off
by sirociper January 21, 2010
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flip off

to stick middle finger up at people. usally if u r in the hood u will get it shot off.
AAAAAAAAAH!!! I just flipped off that guy and he shot it off!
by robert August 30, 2003
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Sound Off

The phrase used to describe the end of a conversation or to signify that you are going to stop sending or receiving communications. Especially useful when messaging your loved ones and friends that waste a text of yours by texting back "Okay".
James: Matt, that movie was not any good. Watching your grandpa do a jig at your wedding was more entertaining.

Matt: Very funny, all jokes aside I thought the movie was extremely entertaining. I'll be over tomorrow around noon to pick up that c.d. Sound off.
by M@++ February 3, 2010
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browned off

I'm browned off because I had a bad day at work.
by jiggawatt129 April 27, 2006
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hand off

Also known as the pass off.

At a party, you enter in a conversation with a friend and either a monet or other cool-from-afar type of person, usually long-winded, a close talker, or other party foul-esque character . When your friend makes a hasty retreat, leaving you alone with the third party to talk your ear off, he or she has been handed off.
N: You totally pulled a hand off with that asshole back there, you dick!

L: Sorry dude, he wouldn't stop talking about his new rice cooker; I thought you'd be better suited to deal with it!
by Norma R November 24, 2006
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toast off

contest in which two people jack off onto pieces of toast. The winner is who ever jacks off first. The looser then eats the winner's toast (with cum on it).
What kind of contest involves food and masturbation? A toast off.
by Anonymous11235 December 17, 2008
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wenising-off

The act of stroke someones "wenis" also know as your elbow for pleasure. It is a good way to entertain yourself for 11 minutes, but once done it cannot be done until a few hours later.
"The man was wenising-off to hot wenis porn"
by Zach MacDonald November 14, 2007
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