luv u 2

a term used while texting when someone says "i love you" but you dont love them back

Mia- so i was texting john the other day and he said "i love you"
Sydney- wat'd you say back??
Mia- i just said "luv u 2"

by sofuhsho1305 December 3, 2010

1/2 virgin

after seeing eachother naked, oral sex, genital contact, you are 1/2 virgin

Bill is 1/2 virgin cuz of what he and his gf did last night

by Philip Johnson May 14, 2006

2 second tony

Someone who ejaculates after only 2 seconds of sex.

Oh my god, he's a 2 second Tony.

by N1ck_the_d1ck March 2, 2016

2 fingers up

Your madly in love with C 🥵🥵🥵

Omg she’s holding 2 fingers up she is madly in love with C

by Big_feet October 23, 2022

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

The sequel to a game where you mutilate (blocky) dolls which you can decorate with hats, armor etc. using a variety of weapons.
AKA - MaD2

A: Yo dude what's that?
B: Don't you know? Mutilate-a-Doll 2!

by perfex duck June 12, 2022

2 min's child

a child that was cooked for 2 minutes (a meal order). Or a lovely person named 2 min's child

"2 min's child is a lovely person"
"I'll have a crispy 2 min child"

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021

2 beer queer

A lightweight who's standards are dramatically reduced after only two beers

"Man Kyle was such a 2 beer queer last weekend. We've had to come up with a new smash or pass category: smash, or after two beers"

by yeahnah24 March 23, 2017