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fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by a variety of conditions including PTSD, "keypad phobia" and tennis elbow, which result in the sufferer being unable to type correctly.
2. Contrary to popular belief symptoms do not include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly.

Commonly abbreviated to ffs.
1. "Almost all of my tweets have typos because of FFS (Fat Finger Syndrome)"
2. "That should say peal not peak. Fat fingers syndrome! Rolling on the floor laughing"
3. "For* and not f4ir... fat fingers syndrome lol"
by IANBELL76 February 17, 2021
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baby fat

substance know as seamen excreted from the penis whilst geting it on.
That bitch took my baby fat in her mouth
by sidders May 1, 2003
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Fat Acceptance Movement

The only movement in the fat acceptance movement is going to McDonalds to get a large Big Mac large combo, then come back 10 minutes for the same thing.
by TheContentiousAsshole October 24, 2022
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Rip a Fat One

To rip a fat one is to rip a massive fart that could potentially cause an earthquake or rip a large hole in the pants.
This fart is usually extremely stinky, pretty much equivalent to the same gas used in world war 2 by the nazi executioners.
Jared - "Oi Atef! Rip a fat one!"
Atef - "*Rips a fat one*
by Atef Lord February 8, 2021
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fat ass nigga

a nigga who is so fat they can suck they own tiddies
Did you see the fat ass nigga suck his own tit last night?
by Jepifica 78 March 1, 2019
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Bust a fat nut

When you masturbstate for straight 6 rounds after an extended period of abstinence due to circumstantial inconveniences.
End of the summer camp:
Jim: ‘Ye when I’m back home imma bust a fat nut
Jack: ‘nice’
by 'Filthy Mortal Child' July 13, 2019
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doing the fat

anyone who really gives a rat's ass about DBZ is a pathetic loser who needs a life. go blame france for this.
by DBZ SUCKS [asscock] May 16, 2003
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