douse your drawers

to pee your pants in the figurative sense.

to complain and/or carry on about an expected outcome or result that has yet to be determined.

visible and/or audible discomfort with a situation.

Mike, are you going to douse your drawers again after the Giants tie the game?

Those two always douse their drawers when we don't show up right on time.

by fourbillion March 27, 2011

live your dash

The dash - that line between the day you were born and the day you die - represents everything you do in your life. It means to live life to the fullest. Also often referred to as live the dash; similar to live your best life and living to the fullest

Live Your Dash through serving others, treating people with respect, smiling more, and remembering that the dash only lasts a little while.

Live your Dash!

by dashpoem November 20, 2019

Is your grandmother Japanese?

Complete disbelief at your lack of situational awareness.

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"

by JormanThoad December 1, 2020

paint your wood

When you ask to paint someone's wood, you are asking to get in a sexual situation with them and cumming all over them. Another way to use it is to ask to get your wood painted, asking to get into a sexual situation and getting cummed on. You also use it by saying that someone's wood got painted.

Example 1-
Guy: to guy or girl: Can I paint your wood?

Example 2-
Guy or girl to guy: Will you paint my wood? OR Can you get my wood painted?

Example 3-
Person to other person: Did you hear that Bob painted Jordan's wood?

by SWAGSEX December 26, 2014

hasten your pace

to effectively increase one's speed in order not to remain stagnant or in fact go back in time.

hasten your pace and have a froff!!

why are you so unhasty?
your pace hastening skills are dismal
if you don't hasten your pace immidately you will get a kick in the teeth
you pace is so unhastened that a sloth would overtake you

by Mac-ingston October 12, 2010

Losing Your Dressing

Those moments when you randomly lose your balance and almost fall over.

I just almost fell over because I lost my balance!

Dude, I think you mean you were losing your dressing!

by Dogrules23 February 9, 2019

your breathing manually

A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.

"Your breathing manually."
"Damn you!"

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022