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Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.
Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.
by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016
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marmars law

when a bitch is obsessed, speaking on you when you’re not around. and dislikes you for no reason. make up random lies about you and etc.
they be real mad at marmars law, thats the gag.
by redbran82738 February 1, 2024
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Broderick's Law

If an internet community is insular enough and has access to Photoshop, members of it will start Photoshopping themselves into weird animal hybrids.
"If an internet community is insular enough and has access to Photoshop, members of it will start Photoshopping themselves into weird animal hybrids." - @broderick | This is Broderick's Law
by AnWorm July 8, 2022
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Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.
My great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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co-brother-in-law

Spouse's sibling's husband.
My co-brother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Law on abandonment of your women to man

It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023
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Hillocaustic Law

A law to replace martial law that would allow the mass legal arresting of and killing of any American who is anti-Hillary; also defined as the mass round up of middle and low class Americans to be housed in concentration camps.
Media News Report: " Today begins the 1st day of rounding up and imprisoning thousands citizens who earn under $60,000 annually. Please report to your designated military transports, under Hillocaustic Law it is hereby ordered that if any citizen who fails to arrive at transport, you will be deemed a terrorist against her supreme dictatorship Hillary Clinton, a warrant for you will be issued and state ' wanted dead or alive'. That's your news update on this hour, HAVE A NICE DAY."
by Argal1414 December 6, 2016
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