Joshing my bagels

A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.

Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"

by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011

My own self

An Exaggerated way of saying (myself) in an attempt convey sincerity.

Kym says "I only excersize for my own self, not to look hot".

by Fluff n' stuff January 26, 2009

my favorite murder

A podcast featuring Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark, 2 true crime fanatics, who discuss their favorite murders in a comedy fashion.

Do you listen to My Favorite Murder

by VTMurderino June 7, 2018

off my head

high on drugs or drink , out of it not really here

"i took so many painkillers i was off my head"

by da junkie July 28, 2006

crapped in my coffin

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.

- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.

by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005

cream in my coffee

A Black person who dates a white person (usually a Black Woman and a White Man).

Started widely in use after "Waiting To Exhail"

Sheashea has a little cream in her coffee. She started dating the mailman about a week ago.

by The Army of Teh August 23, 2005

suck my ass

A kind pharse used to tell others they mean the world to you. Warning: Do not actually suck their ass

"Hey Bill, suck my ass"
*Bill smiles* "Only if you'd let me"

by getsome69 November 3, 2014