chigwell school

A school full of wankers. miss bastard savage is known for getting up in your business tryna find out if your parents feed you or not. mr cunt sorry…. i mean mr punt was so weird. all the girls in year 11 are twats and there mums stink xoxo

me: i go chigwell school
friend: what a shitty school

by mynameislu January 9, 2023

Fool School

An imagined place of education, where fools learn to hone their foolishness, interact with other fools, pick up imaginarry 'fool facts', and generally become the people they are.

" I don't care what they told ya in fool School, if you think you're gonna hang out the front of my place selling baggies, your gonna end up in the gutter in a world of pain"

"where did you learn that?... fool school?"

"Walking into that bar was like walking into the annual fool school re-union party"

"obviously you graduated fool school with honours"

by snaketattoo13 January 27, 2011

Woldingham school

Most girls who go there think their the shit by dying their hair crusty blond, smoking baccy 24/7 and owning the most unique coat on earth, a north face xoxo

*woldingham school girl to any private school boy called Hugo

“Rahhh, ur sooo leng, wanna get off?”

by Nicki Minaj the queen of rap November 20, 2021

School poo

Taking a phat dump in the disgusting school toilets

Wanna launch some toilet paper into that cubicle, there's a year 7 having a school poo

Yo Jamie, you stink of shit, did you just have a school poo and not wipe properly

by Boswald Bosley March 11, 2019

Cate School

Cate School is a highly selective, coeducational university-preparatory school for boarding and day students in grades 9-12 located in Carpinteria, California, eleven miles from Santa Barbara. The students there like hammocks and PBL math. Cate is the school that Californian white moms would die to send their immature but kind 'big boys' to. Their biggest rival is Thacher School, which is where Cate School rejects go.

"That guy," uttered Sarah "was rejected by Cate School, so now he goes to Thacher"
Cate school combines the best of East Coast tradition and West Coast energy and innovation in the service of highly motivated, independent-minded kids.

by stella_rOcker December 25, 2022

school twitter

a twitter stan twitter uses to keep their stan lives and personal lives separate

random person at school: what's your twitter?
me: (ohgodohgodohgodicantgivethemmystantwitter)
*gives them my school twitter*

by erinlovesolive February 18, 2018

Westminster School

Westminster School is a private London day school (with the option to board) founded in 1560. People who go there are referred to colloquially as ‘wessies’. Key features include Saturday school, Abbey multiple times a week, a place at Oxbridge, straight 9s at GCSE (except 3s in English Lit & Lang), burnout, and no social skills whatsoever. Occasionally, some come with a built-in superiority complex when they achieve extroversion. Ultimately, it’s a cult with some of the weirdest traditions and archaic, gothic-style buildings that look like they could give you the bubonic plague if you stand there too long.
Instagram account is @dat_deus_head.

‘I go to Westminster School!’
‘That’s not the flex you think it is.’
I love you wessies I really do but you guys need therapy or some sort of female interaction desperately.

by uhsoka February 1, 2023