Jack Perry

yikes

"Yo what are you doing for lunch?"

"It doesn't matter, as long as Jack Perry doesn't come!"

by Jack Perry har har har March 22, 2023

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Jack Merwin

the best human on the planet

i want to be like Jack Merwin

by the best words on the planet June 5, 2023

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A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!

She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro

by Shammalammadingdong666 November 17, 2018

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Jicky jack

A fake word made up by the stars of “Hot tips with Dave”
Country of Origin: Narnia (yeah, the shits made up).

You don’t use it in a sentence . . . It’s not real.

Ex. Jicky jack is not a real word, Dave.

by Qire Wal February 21, 2022

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Jack Ryan

Name for a fed posing on social media or other website. Comes from how they thought they would be doing cool secret agent stuff like Jack Ryan when they signed up but ended up on 4chan or discord posing as a femboy messaging “did you get the fertilizer tho ^-^ uwu”

“wow Owo you sound like a scawwy guy with that gun you have, how many others do you have” “fuck your pussy ass out of here Jack Ryan”

by not_a_fed February 7, 2023

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Jack Sparrow

When you're having sex and the condom rips. Then you pull out with a torn sheet of latex hanging from the base of your shaft like a torn pirate sail hanging from a mast.

Spent 60 bucks on plan b this morning. I pulled out last night and the condom was full on Jack Sparrow.

by Shondra January 11, 2018

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