Dick Burp

Any burp inbetween the time period of when someone gives a blowjob to when they brush their teeth.

Mark: I was laying next to my gf after she gave me a blowjob and realized she dicked burped on me

Justin: Gross. Dick Burp.

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS October 21, 2010

30 with a dick

A " 30 with a dick" is a gun with a extended magazine called the "Dick"

I got a 30 with a dick on me right now

by FoeFive45 May 10, 2017

iguana dick

happens when you jerk off with shampoo and the chemicals react with your skin. the skin on your penis proceeds to dry up and become scaly and iguana-like.

guy 1: i am never jerking off with shampoo ever again

guy 2: do what happened? (guy 1 shows guy two his penis) gross! your dick looks like a damn iguana

guy 1: (to himself) hmmm, iguana dick. i'm gonna put this on urban dictionary.

by iguanapenis April 20, 2009

Patty dick

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"

Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!

by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008

xavier dick

Bigger than the titanic its self can give multiple orgasims

Xavier fick is bigger than a jordan and trever man xavier dick wore me out last night

by katie Spruill December 31, 2013

limp-dick

A buzzkill. Someone who brings people down when they're excited or sucks the fun out of an activity.

James: "Dude this pizza is SO good it's giving me a boner."
Buzz Killington: "But it's way too expensive, you're going to go broke eating here."
James: "Don't be such a limp-dick, Buzz."

Josh: "Bro are you pumped to ride this huge-ass roller coaster?"
Buzz Killington: "Nah man, I'm afraid of heights, I have motion sickness, and I have a bad heart, back, and neck."
Josh: "Jesus Buzz, could you be any more of a limp-dick?"

by Jbraat November 3, 2011

dick-penis

the ultimate insult possible in the english lanuage

eat shit, you fucking dick-penis!

by ryan_the_fish May 8, 2008