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Old town road

When you fuck a skinny chick (below 110) and the only thing separating the two is Jesus.
When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.
by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019
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old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up
old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that
by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019
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the old south east asia excuse

When someone makes an excuse to not attend an event because he current lives in south east asia.

The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.
Oh Bob will not be able to attend the bbqs, if you ask him he will probably give the old south east asia excuse.
by FavoriteDino March 1, 2019
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Old

"Look at this image!"
"old. I've seen it 5 mins ago."
by jojostarxxxx October 24, 2019
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Old Cream

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one part Old Hopkings spiced gold rum or Captain Morgans with two parts Cream Soda.
Just had a Woody Woodpecker down the park time to relax with an Old Cream
by Meier's Massiv July 22, 2015
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