luv u 2

a term used while texting when someone says "i love you" but you dont love them back

Mia- so i was texting john the other day and he said "i love you"
Sydney- wat'd you say back??
Mia- i just said "luv u 2"

by sofuhsho1305 December 3, 2010

1/2 virgin

after seeing eachother naked, oral sex, genital contact, you are 1/2 virgin

Bill is 1/2 virgin cuz of what he and his gf did last night

by Philip Johnson May 14, 2006

2 Second Scramble

When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.

Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.

Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"

by GDrizzle June 4, 2011

2 min's child

a child that was cooked for 2 minutes (a meal order). Or a lovely person named 2 min's child

"2 min's child is a lovely person"
"I'll have a crispy 2 min child"

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

The sequel to a game where you mutilate (blocky) dolls which you can decorate with hats, armor etc. using a variety of weapons.
AKA - MaD2

A: Yo dude what's that?
B: Don't you know? Mutilate-a-Doll 2!

by perfex duck June 12, 2022

2 fingers up

Your madly in love with C 🥵🥵🥵

Omg she’s holding 2 fingers up she is madly in love with C

by Big_feet October 23, 2022

Twos (as in 2's)

There's no such word as Tuze (previously listed elsewhere on this site). The correct word for 2 people sharing 1 cigarette, is two's!

We only have one cigarette so let's twos (as in 2's) it.

Give us two's on your fag!

by Tinkabelxx August 2, 2011