Poo-puff

When you need to take a shit and fart. The fart then smells really bad because you're holding that shit in.

Jess: Oh god what's that horrid smell?

Jacob: Sorry I just poo-puffed!

by Westoak May 5, 2019

Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.

When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Poo

Poo is a brownish food used for a delicacy (Extra poo-poo taste), which is boiled poo with salt and occasionally pepper. There has been a rumour that this delicacy brings health and sometimes even cure cancer. Poo can be fried, boiled, dried, and mixed with a variety of substances.

This poo is so tasty!

This sandwich is almost as good as poo!

by Frisk the frisky frisk August 18, 2025

Poo

Feces

Poo

by Shredity December 24, 2020

pee pee poo poo

this is what i eat for breakfast

mmmmmmmmm pee pee poo poo

by Koolsih.spud January 6, 2022

mighty poo

loud. very loud. Diarrhea-related.

"Whoa, John must have just had a Mighty Poo in there."

by Blaze Gardener March 31, 2023

Poo-Doo

A ritual in which porcelain bowl and human mate with one another

Get out of here Dewey, you don’t want no part of this shit! We’re doin Poo-Doo!

by EdwinZacharia July 28, 2021