Fat Piss 

When you’re taking a fat piss and you’re there for so long you put your hand on the wall and say “Damn this is a fat piss”

I was taking a FAT piss yesterday. And it took like 45 minutes. My legs got tired.

Fat Piss by VulpineDoge October 14, 2018

squat to piss 

A disparaging,sexist metaphor likening male behavior to female behavior. A dearth of balls.

Hey Michael, we're going to the strip club tonight, you in?

Sorry, Carol taped a week's worth of "Oprah" and wants me to watch them with her tonight.

Dude,you squat to piss.

squat to piss by Indian Larry March 20, 2010

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off 

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off by Joshlerandmel February 17, 2019

purple piss

A racist term for Japanese men; noted by their screams during WWII when performing Banzai rushes.

Made famous by General George S. Patton.

"We want to get the hell over there. The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the credit."
- General George S. Patton, Jr

purple piss by DddR January 27, 2007

population piss 

spunk, gizz, gentlemen's relish

Geoffrey realised he wasn't going to hold on and so pulled out leaving Charlotte coated in population piss

population piss by Bolton studmuffin November 16, 2003

Hey Yo Piss!! 

A friendly way to say hello to someone named Chris.

Hey Yo Piss!! whats up!

Hey Yo Piss!! by elbaroo July 28, 2011

Throw A Piss 

The act of urinating

"Jillian, hold my Champagne flute, I have to 'Throw a Piss' in the lavatory"

Throw A Piss by Joel Jackson January 2, 2008