Dust Baby

One having a father of an older age, usually in his 60's or higher at the time of birth. Usually only a product of an older father, seeing as females lose that ability many years previously.

Kid: My dad had me at 17, no wonder i had nothing

Kid2: Mine had me at 70, i got everything he had his whole life when i turned 18;D

Kid: was your mom a hoe or something? because your nothing more than a dust baby

Kid2: I know:(

by RCK3 September 23, 2012

Baby Johning

When you roll a spliff and it flops down from the roach.

"Oh SHIT, it's Baby Johning"
"You fucking idiot, that's your third this week!"

by sdubbz99 May 25, 2009

Shovel Baby

adj. A kid that is ugly as fuck when it was born all the way up to a toddler. Looking like it got hit with a shovel

Look at that picture of that baby, it sure is a Shovel Baby.

by Cody H Jesus Ninja December 15, 2008

panhandle baby

A child conceived during spring break, mainly in cities such as panama city. These children usually grow to be fuck ups and beat their spouse on the regular.

Yo dat man be fucking up.

Yea, dats a panhandle baby. He was born in either oklahoma, texas or florida. You know, a panhandle state.

by B & J inc. August 10, 2012

Baby Gangbanger

An individual (often times a teenage male) that acts in an overtly bastardized parody of what they assume a gangster acts like, despite being of privileged origin. Much to the disdain of those around him.

"Laila needs to control her baby gangbanger ass boyfriend, he pretends to be hard but we all know he's a rich boy from the suburbs"

by trishlikesfish July 16, 2022

Baby Bulldozer

1. A baby carriage that's used aggressively by an individual who pushes other pedestrians aside or run them over.

2. An oversized baby carriage that takes up the entire width of the sidewalk.

Oh my god, that lady with the baby bulldozer almost ran over my foot!

by webcanto February 25, 2011

arse baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

most mackems are arse baby's

by harry clasper August 27, 2017