knock it off

to whack it off, polish your knob

"knock it off Tom!" Tom's mother said. Tom replied, "Bitch, I only do that to hot chicks that aren't blood related, DARRR."

by BitchinChris69 October 31, 2006

Bitch Off

An insulting phrase used with the intention of displeasing the recipient, or as a way of expressing disbelief. Usually used as an alternate phrase to the commonly used 'f*ck off'.
When used, this phrase creates maximum impact, and is only used by the elite.

I pinched Chris so he flicked my face and i was not happy. So i said "Oh please, just bitch off."

by Charlotteyaaaaa January 27, 2009

nob off

say it to domeone you hate. it makes them go away. or hit you.

me: "oi, you, ya scal, nob off!"
scally: *hits me*

by Frances Wood, Lover Of Dave Grohl May 24, 2004

Beat Off!

A spin put on the popular cancer braclets. a braclet supporting the research for the cure to testicular cancer, sporting the tagline 'beat off testicular cancer'

Dude check out my new Beat Off! braclet.

by George Hoefer March 10, 2005

douche-off

Its a Competition too see who can come up with the dirtiest nastiest insults usually involving fat people, sex positions, body fluids, etc.

(Examples taken directly from Me and a friends actual douche-off)

Zack- "your a fat old ladies first husbands penis that has been stuck in her fat sweaty overlapping vagina lips"

Robert- "your her butterscotch pussy juice"

Zack- "well your the nasty green splooge that got caught between fionnas big giant hairy ass cheeks from shreks crimpled dick!"

Robert- " your the nasty condom that natasha and boris used to make sweet love while watching baby loony tunes"

Zack- "are those characters from james bond?"

Robert- "nope rockie and bullwinkle"

Zack- "Touch'e"

All Quotes From A douche off held on June 20 2006 by Zack Herrell and Robert Gorby

by Zack Herrell September 16, 2007

jack-off

To move your hand up and down your shaft or in and out your vigina (see masturbate)

I am jacking-off

by JP & MK March 8, 2003

done off

To be tired; done of things

Damn i'm zapped, im done off moe.

by purplwav15 April 10, 2010