Meat Pie

a useless human who is used for nothing but specifically anal sex to survive or make a living.

That guy Jacob other there is good for nothing but anal sex, he is a meat pie.

by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021

Pecan pie aka Jordan

Someone who is beautiful and amazing and deserves the world:) someone who's been there for me and loved me for who I am no matter how corny and cringey I am <3

Person 1: who’s Pecan pie aka Jordan?

Person 2: the best person I’ve ever met

by Bird<33 August 31, 2021

Whoopie pie

It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.

I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history…

by Bigstevesfuckshack September 16, 2023

terricotta pie

When someone shits in someone else's mouth and it mixes with their saliva, then rubs it over their torso as a mud covering

"Dude, we totally did a terricotta pie in bed last night."

by Lola18 April 14, 2015

Apel Pie

A sentence or literary piece which contains an ungodly amount of apels.

My colleague's presentation was a massive apel pie and got him fired.

by aba8 June 8, 2023

Noonoo Pie

Someone that is corny

“Did you see what Hamza did?”
“Yeah he’s such a noonoo pie”

by Papaflooey May 15, 2025

PIE

Abbreviation for "Partner in Everything". Someone who you are married to, live with AND are in business with.

Cathy is my PIE.

I'd like to introduce you to my PIE. She'll take over from here.

by FishTweaker February 14, 2023