Fart trail

The process of tightning your but cheeks and letting loose continous little farts while walking usally more than 3 to 5 steps for fear of ripping one ginormous fart

Oscar: holy crap dude...
Jason: what?
Oscar: I totaly farted a huge trail back there. It mustve been that entire hall way!!
Jason: is that what that tapping sound was?!!? Man that mustve been a huge fart trail, that tapping was going on for a good minute and a half!!!!!

Oscar: YEAH!! LOL!!!
Hot chick in the hall way: OMFG!! Whats that smell!!!
Oscar: dude! Lets gtfo of here!!!

by Oscar "th3omaster" valenz March 15, 2010

Puddy Fart

Air escaping from a pussy

I rammed so much air into her pussy with my big dick that it exploded out audibly as an giant puddy fart

by Salinas Guy February 3, 2008

vacuum fart

the action of sucking air into your booty and pushing it back out as a fart

Hey listen to my vacuum fart

by mozley May 14, 2008

Fagget Fart

When a gay person, particularly a male, farts during the act of anal intercourse. Further definition suggests that during said act, fecal matter may actually enter the urethra of said sexual protagonist thus causing great physical harm and potentially catastrophic internal sexual damage to both parties involved.

Ryan was tricked into anal sex with a $3.00 transvestite at the quickie-mart, he/she fagget farted all over his dick and now he's HIV positive he never wants to pack fudge again.

by BreakBeatDrums November 15, 2010

Moist Fart

A fart upon ones face, that is juicy and may contain turds.

Person #1: Dude, you're mean.

Person #2: Don't make me take a moist fart on your face.

by squarian July 25, 2014

Mackeral Fart

A gasous odor omitting from either a human or dog's anus that combines the smell of typical anal glands, with the raunchous smell of a bloody mackeral laid out for days in the back of a boat.

Damn, have you been by Merle's office recently? Makes me want to puke on a mackeral every time I walk by. That guy is laying mackeral farts down left and right.

by Bling, The Original February 12, 2008

Unicorn Fart

Putting a mixture of air and glitter up a strippers bum hole, only to see her fart it out.

The stripper last night had a perfect ending to a fantastic show. She finished with a "Unicorn Fart".

by TwincleToes June 8, 2018