Shit Bitch'd

When one finds themselves in a situation that will not end positively.

During a paintball game, you are surrounded by the enemy and you run out of paint. This is the point when you realize that you are Shit Bitch'd.

by Jane Dover November 4, 2008

SHIT THE DIFF

When something or somebody has an accident or breaks something or breaks down mentally and/or physically.

Jim has finally shit the diff and is in hospital in recovery

by EXLER December 26, 2015

shit spackler

One who Spackles the toilet bowl with explosive shit. See also shit spackle

"Just look at that toilet you fucking shit spackler!"
"Kevin you shit spackler that bathroom was clean before you got here"

by Arsen_The_Swine December 6, 2017

shit-hammered

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.

Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.

by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010

shit fork

An advanced technique of unclogging a giant turd. Typically wielded by a man of high intelligence visiting a foreign country. A confident man doesn’t hesitate at a toilet clog, instead he grabs a a fork and says bitch get this now.

He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.

I use the shit fork when I’ve clogged the toilet.

by Julesfools December 29, 2019

Bubble shit

All you can hear is the sound of shit plopping, and all you can feel is bubbles.

OUT OF MY WAY, THE BUBBLE SHITS DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR MOUNT VESUVIUS TO ERUPT

by AyyyItsJay October 15, 2016

seat shit

Whenever one has to defacate so badly that the person jumps on the toilet and releases escrament at the sane time. The person then misses the hole of the toilet, and defecates on the seat itself. The person then gets up and looks around, then preforming the wall wipe technique. The person leaves the shit on the toilet and wall for the next person to see.

The man coming from the bathroom of the public swimming pool in Little Rock, AR left a seat shit for the non existant janitor.

by Bulletzebra February 24, 2015