penis coffin 

Surrendering one's penis by dating someone who is incapable of having sex with (see robbing the grave).

John: Did you hear Robbie's dating a woman who's 72 years old?
Matt: Isn't he like 38?
John: Yeah, he better get a penis coffin because he's robbing the grave.

penis coffin by Poop Gollum October 28, 2013

penis paper 

A type of paper made from peni harvested from cadavers. Commonly used in books written by members of the illuminati. The most famous book ever to use penis paper was "Alex Wenz likes penis and had no swag."

Penis paper illuminati

penis paper by Alex_w.<3 8===> November 11, 2013

Penis ramming 

Forcibly sharing a secret with an unwilling person.

Ugh Jenny is such a drag, she's always penis ramming me at parties with her Amsterdam secrets.

Penis ramming by 'Sodge November 22, 2013

Penis Ninja

A person sent in deliberately to have sex with someone's girlfriend with the intention of her significant other catching them in the act so he breaks up with her.

Jeff: "Dude, Seth's old lady is such a bitch!"
Steve: "Send in the penis ninjas..."

Penis Ninja by TK37246 February 12, 2014

penis guzzler 

A girl that sucks on excessive amounts of penis for pleasurable reasons to get and erotic experience.

When a person gives oral sex and gargles on the penis while sucking it and swallowing it

1. My ex is such a penis guzzler that's why I dumped her

2. I'm lookin for a one night prnis guzzler

penis guzzler by Twistz March 6, 2014

penis jelly 

(Noun) A mix of sperm and lube that occurs after you F$#k the shit out of someone.

Dude my dick was covered in penis jelly last night.

penis jelly by Drunkwonderbread August 6, 2014

Penis Bugling

Snorting cocaine off another man's penis. Erection optional.

Dude, did you see that vid of Tom Cruise penis bugling Cheney? He defs couldn't get it up but that was no mission impossible for Cruise. He likes his dicks and cocaine.

Penis Bugling by UIUC_FSAER September 1, 2014