Tamp my fuzz

When someone crosses a line by getting in your bubble, talking to your girl, stealing the bartender or whatever

"Bro, that douche over there was trying to tamp my fuzz while you were in the bathroom"

by TLe93 February 3, 2009

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fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.

Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!

by notapaki September 2, 2003

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Shoot my load

When a guy bangs a hot chick or beats off to amazing porn he shoots his load. It could be used as a joke too. As to insult someone or to threaten them.

Oh my, last night I banged some chick so hard I shot my load right into her mouth.

Now, as a joke:

Punk: Hey, screw you dude.

Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal

by John Jenjins March 9, 2009

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Suck my ass

This is usually meant for all the haters. If you hate someone just tell them "suck my ass" and they'll fuck off!

Hater: You're so fugly!
You: Suck my ass bitch!!!

by yo chilllll September 14, 2014

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fuck my life

When something or or several unlucky things happen to you and you just hate it. If you don't want to take shit from your life anymore, you say "fuck my life."

Tom just found out that he owes a lot of money to companies. On top of that, he has a huge deadline soon that he knows he can't make. Also, his girlfriend is really getting on his nerves lately. Tom is fed up with the shit that his life and luck has shat on him, so Tom said "Fuck my life."

by Wolves At My Door July 20, 2013

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Bic My Shit

To shave one's privates.

Occasionally, Dave would pull down his pants and underwear and inspect his junk. If he discovered it was an unsightly, hairy mess, he would pull out a disposable razor and yell, "Michelle, I'll be down in a minute after I Bic my shit".

by Blumpster September 30, 2009

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