one dog town

A very small insignificant town.

Yeah , Cletus is a hillbilly from some little ol'one dog town in Kentucky. I think the population is less than a hundred people.

by Shane56 February 7, 2018

polish one off

to relieve sexual tension

when im home alone i like to polish one off

by A'rris December 9, 2008

good one scooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOb

An expression used as a form of sarcasm and/or annoyance when referencing or imitating Shaggy.

Guy: I just laid a massive shit

Guy 2: good one scooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOb

by spaceace999 December 1, 2014

Five On One Basketball

Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.

Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of

"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.

"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"

by Headuardo December 17, 2011

log one out

The act of evacuating ones bowels. To take a dump

I'll be back in 10, i just have to log one out

by Shaun Morrison November 12, 2008

One Sheet Shit

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.

Steve: 'Man, just had a one sheet shit!"
Phil: "So jealous brah."

by airborne8 October 28, 2010

bang one out

Male: To masturbate. To have a wank.

"Fuck me, she's gorgeous. I'm gonna have to go home and bang one out over her."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003