double grundle bundle

When one man is in the downward dog position, another man approaches from the rear in a crab walk inserting each other’s penises into the reciprocating anus, while relocating testicles to one side allowing for maximum grundle on grundle contact.

Hey man, the wife ran to the grocery. Think we got time for a double grundle bundle?

by Man Bun Overall Guy September 3, 2020

Double Toss off

When two guys jerk off together as a form of male bonding.

Tyler and Griffin did a double toss off to solidify their new found friendship.

by j.ohnsavage December 4, 2020

Monkey Double Backflips

Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.

She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.

by mstar1337 July 15, 2020

Double Cheeked Up

Someone with an immense amount of ass

"bro did you see me yesterday in those green shorts"
"Hell Yeah! You were Double Cheeked Up"

by DoubleCheekedUp May 3, 2019

DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.

Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?

by PWS27 May 22, 2017

Blind Double Loner

Whilst playing Euchre and you DO NOT look at your hand and tell the dealer to pick it up, while you say "Blind Double Loner" and go alone. If you get all five tricks, you get 8 points instead of 4 because you called it blind.

Player #1: Pass.
Player #2: Pick it up, Blind Double Loner.
Player #3: Wow, this guy has got some balls.
Dealer: If you pull this off, I'll shit bricks.

by Fitzman June 8, 2009

Double Dutch Douche

An individual who evinces blinding acumen in the field of douchebaggery so as to evoke the skill and dexterity necessary to execute double-dutch rope jumping tricks.

A mansplainer on the internet saw fit to explain thermodynamics to an astronaut since, of course, as a female, she couldn't possibly comprehend the mechanisms of liquids in vacuums...he reached epic DOuble Dutch Douchebaggery levels however by failing to understand the concept of "spontaneous reactions" and has never been heard from again.

by Mollena September 9, 2016