gonzo dick

a guy with a crooked dick.

Hey look at gonzo dick!

by WAC February 18, 2003

Dick Casual

On the Hierarchy of how comfortable one can be with male genitalia, Dick Casual appears towards the higher part of the scale.

A person who is Dick Casual is tends to be quite casual around dick.

In terms of men, being Dick Casual doesn't necessarily make you homosexual. It only means you are casual around dick.

In terms of ladies, being dick casual might be looked down upon within your gender group. Women may try to be a bit more Dick Formal.

Example 1:

Markarita: Yo. You gay? You a homo?

Mauricio: Na, just dick casual.

Example 2:

Popsee: Hey buddy I notice that you don't freak out anymore when penises pop up left and right on Chatroulette!

Seedsee: Yeah I know. I am so used to them now...I have become quite dick casual.

Example 3:

Jorge: Bro. Tonight's gonna be a total sausage fest. No girls at all! So many guys! AH!

Mercutio: Its all good man. I don't mind and I am perfectly secure with my straight sexuality too...

Jorge: wow...you're so dick casual.

by Jericho Machiavelli September 7, 2010

dick dumpster

a hole where many hwang chungs have gone before, used and slopppy, usually said to slutty people

Man, what a stupid dick dumpster

by GWAR January 12, 2005

Walty dick

A dickhead

Walty dick means someone is being a dickhead

by Luke macdonald October 17, 2017

dick picker

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.

"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"

by kagus christ October 30, 2003

gobble a dick

A term used to tell someone to shut their face by way of gobbling a dick.

Josh is sofa king annoying, I wish he'd just go gobble a dick already!

by GlazeHer May 28, 2014

Dick year

A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).

"Hey man, how far from home are we?" "About 47 dick years."

by SotoMizer May 7, 2013