Insta-boner

When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)

Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!

by Dick Guzzler July 18, 2016

floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text

'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'

by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013

Bee Boner

When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.

We were in bed and a bee stung his foot. His boner disappeared so quick, a bee bee boner!

by Watermelon seeds May 11, 2018

Boner Revival

When you make comeback after losing a boner.

Ruth totally killed the mood so I had to go on her instagram for a boner revival.

by anoteatatime January 19, 2015

No Boner Bob

When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.

No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.

by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023

Boner Swag

The waddle/limp walk that a person (male, trans-gender) Does when they have a boner.

I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!

by ajhgui1 August 11, 2012

Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.

Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.

by Lillykins January 30, 2015