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Old Man Crunch

When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*

The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
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102 years old

An age.
She is nearly 102 years old.
by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023
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old koolaid

Past partners or previous boyfriend/girlfriends.
Uh, look at Kaelee snapchatting her old koolaid.
by LloydWCunningham December 15, 2013
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Old Southern White

A dog, usually white with a black colored eye, Petey from little rascals was an old southern white. also known by other names, White English, Old English Whites, Old Country Bulldogs, Old Southern Whites, Alabama Bulldogs, Georgia Giants and American Pit Bulldogs
Petey was an old southern white not a pitbull!
by mongo420 December 28, 2011
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Young guns and old timers

When you need an excuse to have both younger generations of talent but also keep some old guys around the shop for experience even though they don’t know shit cause they are old and forgot
Their staff is full of young guns and old timers
by tracknation66 August 13, 2025
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Old Kentucky Windage

Either any Kentucky bourbon or whiskey.

Also a mixed drink containing Kentucky bourbon whiskey and blackberry brandy.
by New Bedford Redneck December 26, 2023
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Old Shroud

A disparaging remark directed to an older or aging women. Also refers to a younger woman that performs lame actions such as: going to bed early, not drinking enough, or being a party pooper.
As a man ages he develops old balls, as a woman ages she develops an old shroud.

"She has an old shroud"
by Dr. Johnson Mac February 9, 2010
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