Trizzly Bear

Although it appears human, this rare species is actually 50% bear. It’s highly talented in lacrosse and conspiracy theories. You can lure the species with Marijuana and its main food source is cheesecake. Its main habitat is Tallahassee, Florida but due to low breeding numbers it’s moving to Fort Myers wildlife this summer.

Person 1: Hey Trizzly Bear! Wanna smoke?
Trizzly Bear: *nods with smirk*

by thescarybandit April 19, 2025

Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.

Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?

by Yagggahab May 20, 2023

Charlie Bear shot

When you pour a shot glass to the brim.

Exe.

1. FUCK! I just poured a damn Charlie Bear shot.
2. FUCK! I just Charlie Bear'd the shit out of this shot.
3. Don't Charlie Bear this shot for me... you are trying to make me sick.

by JoeyOTL December 30, 2023

Care bear

A dude that is soft. A non-thug type of guy. Some one who lacks toughness.

Yo... Dude right there is a Care bear...!

by Him ova there January 22, 2016

Cock bear

Part rooster part bear. Not to be confused with care bears. Part cocky like a fighting rooster and yet lovable like a teddy bear. Description of a cocky but lovable beau.

That young man reminds me of a cock bear. He is lovable but feisty.

by Madame Breaux psychic September 28, 2020

buba bear

A plain old hoe

Ashley is a buba bear

by Skeet bear February 20, 2017

honi bear

big large creatures, featured in the movie ‘ratatouille’. can also be seen in “heidi the pooh”

did you see that mammal carrying a pet rat?

dw that was just a honi bear

by daniel sensei October 1, 2023