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3 guys 1 hammer 

An infamous gore video that was recorded by The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, showing them brutally murdering someone.
The video starts off with a man on the floor in a forest, after a few seconds, one of the guys comes in, and hits the victim with a hammer (which is inside of a yellow plastic bag), 7 times, the camera man then closes up the the victims face, which is covered in blood, there is also blood coming out of his nose, they then bring in a screw driver to stab the victims stomach, face, and eyes, then they run back to a car, clean the hammer, wash there hands, then the video ends.
Person 1: I just watched 3 guys 1 hammer, it was horrible

Person 2: Seriously? The video is so low quality, how could you be scared of that?

Person 1: You're insane
3 guys 1 hammer by Zombboy July 26, 2022

January 1 

dumbest bitch boy in the world
yeah, he’s so weird cuz he was born January 1st
January 1 by sllutllux October 16, 2019

Homosexual Type 1 

Something which most atheists are. Homosexual type 1 is the highest level of gay that you can be.
Jimmy the atheist was a homosexual type 1. He regularly went to gay parades and got his anus fucked and gaped by random men. He would also regularly go onto to chat rooms to rant about how much sane and normal people hate gays. Well Jimmy, is it a wonder why so many people hate gays when you're out anal fucking each other in public?

Jimmy later responded to such replies by going out in public and shitting as one of his atheist friends anal fucked him simultaneously.
Homosexual Type 1 by RationalTruth December 18, 2012

number 1 for happy joy 

a term used to described something as the best. must be exclaimed
As an actor, Edward Norton is number 1 for happy joy!
number 1 for happy joy by peter r October 6, 2005

Type 1 diabetes 

Basically where your pancreas commit suicide and kill you
Type 1 diabetes means your pancreas quit their job.
Type 1 diabetes by UltimateDoge March 16, 2021

2 guys 1 sandwich 

One of the most disgusting shock videos out there. It contains two guys in a kitchen. The one asks in the creepiest hentai voice ever, “Do YoU wAnT a SaNdWiCh?!” The other says is an even more disturbingly hentai voice, “YeS i LoVe YoUr SaNdWiChEs!!!” So the guy starts making the sandwiches. He spits into the patty. Then he pulls back his foreskin to reveal his whole penis head covered in dick cheese. He uses this as the cheese for the sandwich. As if this isn’t bad enough, it gets worse. The other guy eats the sandwich and says, “HeY tHiS cHeEsE iS tAcKy!” He continues to eat it happily ever after. Extremely nauseating video attempting to glorify eating dick cheese. Worse than eating cum in my opinion, DON’T WATCH!!!
Sicko: Hey wanna watch 2 guys 1 sandwich?
Poor unfortunate soul: This better not be about eating shit or cum
Sicko: No it’s even better! * he he *
* watches it *
Poor unfortunate soul: WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S EVEN WORSE!!! I HATE YOU!!!
* Sicko laughs while eating dick cheese in the background *
This is how I watched it btw

Btw if you’ve made it this far congratulations because everything you just read is fake