online gamer douch

anybody who goes online (xbox or ps3) and is more about winning than having fun which is the point of video games.

Online Gamer Douch: WTF did you just steal my kill u noob.
Me: Relax its just a game have fun
OGD: Na man i go pro
Me: You get paid for this
OGD: No noob I pro means i play just to win not 4 fun
Me : Your a tool
OGD: That it im fileing a complaint

by epicfritos1991 April 12, 2011

prendre une douche

A French phrase meaning "to take a shower," which really means, to cleanse one's vaginal canal with a long water spraying apparatus.

Have you "prendre une douche" yet today? You know how dirty it can get....

by Malodeen Noes March 9, 2010

Bipolar Douche Lord.

A person who sets their status as weird things, has major anger issues and may be on the verge of killing anything/one that gets in its way, a person who cant even be categorized as a "douche bag" because its a LORD. A person who needs help and needs to just delete their facebook and GET A LIFE :)

MC, a bipolar douche lord.

by YOU SHOULD STOP BEING BIPOLAR August 19, 2010

Douche Bag

What terror is.

Terror is a douche bag because he irritates my face.

by Muad July 22, 2003

Douche bag

Something that an ex-friend's mom uses cuz she's a dirty dago and likes herbal douches.

her mom is a dirty dago....like mother like daughter

by a person... July 24, 2003

douche bag

The guy on the other side of the bar giving creepy looks at the girls you are sitting with. Usually he will mistake your talking about him as being interested. This person may delusionally follow women to the restroom and wait for them to come out. He will probably run to the bartender whining like a little kid when he gets totally C-Blocked when you protect your friend by waiting with him.

Geneva says: Why does that guy keep staring at me?? He's got creepy eyes!
Tony says: Because he's a douche bag!

A little later..

Tony says: That douche bag just followed Geneva to the bathroom.
Lynn says: Go over there quick!

by caponet1 May 9, 2007

Douche Bag

Some pissed off Puerto Rican that hang out side your house

That Douche bag is lazy

by Gene Kelevra August 4, 2007