kick monkey

What one junkie (not-holding) says to another junkie (holding) asking for a fix.

Just one more cc kick monkey! Or a least let me have your cotton.

by RobsterDean&Sue October 20, 2008

Relationship monkey

Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.

I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.

by Big Bad Gorilla March 16, 2017

Monkey Cherub

is a term of endearment. Given to a fat/chubby person who has won alot of money. Or has been very lucky. A london/south east term. Normally used with a brash cockney accent.

'Jon' Ive just won 500 quid on the roulette machine. 'Alf' You monkey cherub, ive only ever won 50 knicker

by HarryTroy April 2, 2011

Chezz monkey

A person who tends to make cheesy, lame or "chezzy" comments.

Person 1: I'm so glad we're friends now!

Person 2: You're such a Chezz monkey!

by Supertramp09 April 28, 2009

Victorian Monkey

A Victorian monkey is the act whilst sucking his dick; getting your head smacked in between his two hands, creating a rhythm to imitate a monkey with symbols.

Do you wanna Victorian monkey tomorrow night?

by Victorianmonkey123$ October 7, 2018

Ass monkey

A person that is annoying

Sean is an ass monkey

by OfficialAssMonkey October 7, 2018

monkey-grooming

The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.

"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."

by qingwaa November 5, 2007