grappling baby

Noun. A baby that is fired from the birth canal of a woman seeking citizenship in the united states. It is fired over the border fence and then the mother uses the umbilical cord to scale the wall.

Stephen Colbert explained how a grappling baby is fired over a fence on the Colbert Report. - 12-12-11

by AccesiViale December 15, 2011

garbage baby

Any baby found in the garbage because some mofo bitch had her a kid and threw it away 'cuz she a ho.

" I dun not want dis here garbage baby so ima get rid 'o it in dis here trash thingy"

by Niggabiggahoppafoo June 16, 2007

Mudslide Baby

A baby conceived by sperm running down the crack of a woman's ass into her vagina.

(1) The term "Mudslide Baby" is used for people who are abnormal or unusual.

(2) Hey man, I think Steve is a "Mudslide Baby." He always spazes out after he sneezes.

by DrewSmilie August 9, 2012

English baby

The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.

Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand

I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.

*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet

by Pappa Dizzle November 2, 2019

Baby bear

Nickname given to the women who with bear your children . "Baby bear'er "

Husband : "I love you , baby bear"

by Sam710 December 5, 2018

the baby is you

a very poetic song, featuring how Dave was made pregnant, after calling up his friend, *it is hinted to be karkat.* and taught him a hundred ways to screw., specifically by awakening and having a baby tummy, shaped like a ball, then he was having a baby, but theirs a twist. The baby is John Egbert.

“hOlY sHiT mAn! MoThErFuCkIn’ DaVe Is HaViNg A bAbY!!hE gOt ScReW’d By KaRkAt!!!”
-most likely gamzee, figuring out his friend screwed Dave and he is having a baby.
knowing the baby is you.

by assholeburning January 22, 2022

Madonna Baby

Usually a small child or infant bought from a third-world country typically by a gay man or gay couple to be used at parties and Sunday morning brunch as their latest fashion accessory.

Did you see Marc & Ceasar's new Madonna Baby? Fabu! I want one just like that, but in a lighter shade of brown.

by nathanjones July 12, 2009