shelf cat

1. A piece of pussy you keep on the shelf meaning you always know where to get it and you can get it when ever you want.

2. A homie who is boring and does nothing except "sit on the shelf," and collect dust. see couch potato

"so what are you gonna do today?"
"i think ill hang out with Christy"
"Who is Christy"
"Just a cute "shelf cat" I call whenever I need her"
"...happy freakin"

by MoGameDenYou December 14, 2010

Cat bath

1) A foolish notion of mixing a domestic feline with water.

2) The masochistic activity of trying to eat a running chain-saw bar first.

3) Any activity, which in concept being a simple action, that inevitability leads to disastrous results.

Dating a <insert favorite social media website> stalker leads to a cat bath of a date.

by island thinker October 22, 2020

Cat Bomb

When a Cat with nails is thrown in the air by one person at another person or animal. The Claws of the cat are thus exposed and are known to scratch the victims body

Gage just Cat Bombed John from across the room!

by Oracle 420 October 4, 2012

Milk the Cat

In the action of or about to get the pussy. Can be used in past tense.

I milked the cat so hard last night.
I am going to milk the cat every night.

by PicklesTickles January 7, 2016

Cat Points

(n)- A term that closely relates to the sarcastic saying "Bonus Style Points." This is said when somebody does something (verbally, physically, or other wise electronically communicates) that makes the person from who the action originated from look exponentially stupid, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; informal thick, dim, dimwitted, dumb, dopey, dozy, moronic, cretinous, pea-brained, halfwitted, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, thickheaded, wooden-headed, muttonheaded or other wise daft.

Mike:"Haha! Look at Cat! She just fell over a snow bank!"
Joe: "She gets major Cat Points!"

by Edguardo Remaraez August 18, 2009

Cat Swallow

A vagina eat a dick

My girlfriend cat swallowed me

by Harambe's Revenge September 12, 2016

messy cat

Someone (the cat) who is known for being a bit of a character. Enjoys getting absolutely battered on alcohol and drugs, yet is still a 'cat' because they're so smooth

Jim - 'carol is a messy cat, did you see her last night?'

Sharon - 'I did indeed, what a messy cat she was'

by packjugh July 7, 2011