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Mayonnaise Man

(noun) During gay sex, one male finishes on the other male as much as possible. After completion it is time to celebrate.

Make a sandwich for yourself while your partner is covered and sticky in bed. Then dunk your sandwich on your covered partner before every bite.
Wow Matt, you are the man! The Mayonnaise Man that is!
by The Maynaisse Man May 26, 2010
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WTF man?

A pharse satnding for "what the fuck, man?" Usually used when an individual is intoxicated and his friends are talking to him. It tells your friends that you are to intoxicated to follow what they are saying.
Jay: Hey, wanna go get something to eat, Dennys, Mc donalds?
Jack: ......wtf man......?
Jay: Oh...never mind then...
by Kiddo August 30, 2004
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Alabama Man

Hes quick, he's strong, he's handsome!
by Saiyan_toilet October 28, 2003
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Pres man

A pres man is a smart handsome and intelligent person who girls find very attractive. A pres man has class and knows how to maintain themselves in a proper and good way
Look son there is a intellectual and handsome pres man
by UltiBeast July 6, 2017
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pick man

1. A man who intercepts things; a pick in football
2. Someone who will steal things he doesn't receive
3. Someone who climbs things
4. Someone with a functional penis
Def 1."Yo, dude , that police officer is a real pick man. He intercepted that innocent latino's drugs on the Arizona border
Def 2. "Hey guy, that dumbass pick man just took the Christmas present I was going to give him a week early. What a water fucker.
Def 3. "Yo homie , that pick man be climbin' the wall from the police.
Def 4. "Hey dawg , that pick man better back off from that girl or we might have to step in.
by Memeblaze February 15, 2018
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Man Drescher

A man who exhibits similar traits as Fran Drescher including big black hair, a high pitched whiny voice, pale skin, and a flaboyant fashion sense. Usually found in, or originate from Queens, New York.
"I hate going to the movies with Jimmy because he talks throughout the entire thing. His voice is so loud and nasal. He's such a Man Drescher."
by NYLAsexbomb December 14, 2006
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Man Stretch

Man stretch: A term in which a man pulls up his pants a little higher than anyone is comfortable with and shows off that sexy hairy leg of his and then lunges forward with one leg propped higher over someone (Usually a friend or a family member) and begins to lower himself closer with his ever present package to the victim as seen above. And continues to do so until the victim moves which would cause the man stretch to stop due to fear of being ball tagged by said victim.
Christian: Hey buddy!

Alexander: Hey. What are you doing?

Christian: MAN STRETCH!!!

Alexander: GAHH!! Get that thing away from me! Or so help me you won't have it anymore!
by Rollinthebluecarpet November 25, 2011
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